If You Had 3 Quarters To Spare, Would You Give Them To A Bum Or Buy A Fake Mustache From A Vending Machine?
say you saw a vending machine with fake mustaches for sale (all kinds) and you just know you would look even more beautiful if you had one
bum is crying but you have never really cared about other peoples feelings too much
Tags: Fake, From, Give, Machine, Mustache, Quarters, Spare, Them, Vending, Would
September 27th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
why does he have to be a bum because he needs a few quarters…..but I would buy him the mustache that way he can get money from the same person twice if they give the first time put on the stash and hit them up again
September 27th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
give to bum..
September 27th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
it’s never good to give to bums….they’re usually druggies
September 27th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
bum
September 27th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
ish 1 more quarter
and I can buy 2 lucies
that is 2 loose cigarettes from the arab store..
holla ;P
September 28th, 2009 at 3:35 am
I would give them my change. I don’t need it and they need it more than I do. I love sharing. Wouldn’t you want someone to give you loose change if you were a bum?
September 28th, 2009 at 8:11 am
this question makes no sense for me, I have a full beard and leg hairs. umm I had sex with abum once or twice and I didnt even charge them cause im pretty sure they were gonna get me pregnant .
September 28th, 2009 at 9:30 am
I would buy a fake mustache for a bum.
September 28th, 2009 at 10:51 am
I’d buy the bum the mustache and give him the bottle of vodka, peach vodka from my purse… then stop by after an hour and rip MY mustache of that bums face…
it will still be a good deed… right!!
September 28th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Would it gross you out if I said I’d buy the bum the moustache so he could give me a dirty moustache ride?
*It’s not my fault I’m like this*
September 28th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
buy the bum a fake moustache
maybe he would stop cyring cuz then he would fell beautiful!!!!
Yay!!!
September 29th, 2009 at 12:17 am
A bum, it’s only .75 cents, and it would be a good deed.
September 29th, 2009 at 4:07 am
I’d just get a vending machine condom……..seriously, what’s a bum gonna do with 75 cents? And I’m already starting a mustache……………
September 29th, 2009 at 8:14 am
I’d buy a mustache for my bum.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:37 am
omg! fake moustache for sure, then i would steal the bums clothes and pretend to be charlie chaplin
September 29th, 2009 at 9:54 am
And what could the bum buy with 75 cents..not even a coffee anymore.
So giving that would just be teasing the poor bum, and I don’t like to tease people in a mean way. I’d get the mustache, at least the bum could see me smiling. That should be enough in your case..
September 29th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
I’d get the fake mustache because the bum might just piss it away on food.
September 29th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
The only things that get my spare quarters are the claw machines at the supermarket.
September 29th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
If the bum could do a trick, or sing some little ditty, to entertain me, I’d let him have my 3 Qs.
But if he just begs with no talent, I’m getting that sexy Tom Sellack fake moustachio.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
give it to the bum cuz i know how he feels being poor and homeless.
September 29th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
The glue on those vending machine mustaches is not very good. Give it to the bum
September 29th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
You would get more out of life if you bought the mustache like promotions and high-fives. Bums cry to make you feel sorry for them. I only feel sorry for people that don’t have fake mustaches.
September 30th, 2009 at 2:11 am
bum,, feel sorry for them..
bought a old, 15yrs old,,motor home for a homeless guy
had bad heads, not a whole lot.,did run
he.s not homeless now
September 30th, 2009 at 4:46 am
Well, since I don’t care about other peoples feelings too much, then id probably go for the mustaches….
but, since my REAL personality is just the opposite of that, I’d give to to the bum,. .ANYWAYS..I’d make sure the bum was going to buy something he really needs, like food, not fake mustaches or alcohol.
September 30th, 2009 at 6:56 am
give them to a bum i don’t need a stupid mustache
September 30th, 2009 at 11:40 am
You seriously have to ask?
I will steal a quarter from said bum, to make a monacle. That, and my mustachio, make for an award winning MrPeanut impression!
September 30th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
The bum but only because I don’t want a fake mustache
September 30th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
oh… i would definetley give it to the bum. The poor guy has nothing. The least i could do is to give hime some spare change.
September 30th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
i’ve already got a weeks worth of fake mustaches so i’d share my wealth
September 30th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Wonder would buy the fake mustache, put it between 2 slices of whole wheat bread, add a pickle, and then give it to a bum, telling him it was a nutritious meal.
Eating whole wheat bread is very important.
<—— health conscious
October 1st, 2009 at 2:06 am
I need a fake moustache… the bum doesn’t need another can of Steel Reserve