What Do You Do When The Vending Machine Steals Your Money? And What Would You Like To Do?
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October 8th, 2009 at 9:01 am
First: I shake it a little bit, then tell the attendant.
Second: I want to grab a chair, break the glass, get everything that I want and never use a vending machine again.
October 8th, 2009 at 11:10 am
I tip it over and claim whatever falls out.
October 8th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
1. Bang on it, and then either put in more money if im really hungry or walk away because I don’t want to support it.
2. Break the glass. With my head.
October 8th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
I’d get SOOOOO mad like I time I bought fireworks and I opened the box… THERE WAS NOTHING IN IT!!! I was so mad!!! I burned the box,,,,,,,,,,,, ripped it into tons a pieces and threw it away!!!! If a vending machine did that???? I would be SOO mad. I’d kick it till it breaks!
October 8th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
REALITY: I just curse at it.
FANTASY: Hit it with a bat until it opens take the soda and money, and run.
October 9th, 2009 at 1:51 am
rip the cord out of the wall and cut it in half
oh sorry I didn’t know this was two-parter so first I would stuff a wad of paper in the coin slot!
October 9th, 2009 at 8:02 am
Fume quietly & plot vengeance. Not be in the U.S. military – you should see the stats on how many troops get taken out by big-a*s Coke machines falling on them…
October 9th, 2009 at 8:48 am
The vending machine at my work is old and poorly designed so that happens a lot. It’s easy to shake the machine so I usually do that and then my merchandise falls out. If it simply eats my money without showing that it recieved any money then I just get a manager to give me my money back… Sometimes I get really mad at it and I shake it really hard and kick it and stuff. I guess there’s no contrast between what I would do and what I actually do to the machine.
October 9th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
I cuss at it and give it a slam after looking around for witnesses…I would like to rip its guts out and steal the contents…but, a former co-worker lost an 80K job for forcibly retrieving his Snickers bar..We call that day “The Rise Of The Machines”..
October 9th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
i kick the machine, and i would like to kick the machine so hard my merchandise would come out!
October 9th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
There is usually a customer service number on a tiny sticker. When this happens to me I just usually want to punch the machine.
October 10th, 2009 at 3:02 am
Call the cops and ID the sum-of-a-beeyotch in a line-up next to the coke machine and the Hoover. Damn good-for-nothing square bastard.
October 10th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Shake the machine. I would like to beat up the designers of the vending machine.
October 10th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
kick the vending machine as hard as i could!..lol..and beat the hell out of it!♥
October 10th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Depends on how bad I want the candy bar. I have busted the glass before when in a drunken state. Other times, I’ve rocked the machine till something falls out. Other times I’ve walked away with a smile on my face.
What would I like to do? Show up at the machine owners home and vomit on his doorknob.
October 11th, 2009 at 2:06 am
I write a little post it with my contact info so I can get my $1 Back!
What I do is steal from the vending machine!! see link below..it works! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZlA2VLxL…
October 11th, 2009 at 2:42 am
i get angry
what i would like to do?
take a frickin soda and shove it up someones @$$ along with my cheap @$$ dollar and watch em crumble.
hehe, sorry for language.
October 11th, 2009 at 9:31 am
i would kick it and then stick my hand up da slot thign and try to grab something. i would like to wish for da vending machine door to open and drinks and candy to fall out
October 11th, 2009 at 11:19 am
tell the vendor to give you refund
October 11th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
I use four letter words. What I’d like to do, is to kick it very hard (such as Arnold Swarzenegger or Vin Diesel would be capable of),. slam it on it’s side, and not quit until all the change comes out like a slot machine!
October 11th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
i tell the people cuz they give you a refund
and id like to beat the s*** out of it and stick my hand up it and take my f****** coke and steal all the god d*** money
October 11th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
that happened to me yesterday at a carwash. i was really thirsty too! i wanted to knock it over!
October 12th, 2009 at 5:39 am
call the number
then what i would like to really do is smash through the window and free for all.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:28 am
I generally kick the living crap out of it until my ankle hurts.Funny, because I won’t dig through my couch for the same amount of change. Makes me feel better, though.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:36 am
START KICKING IT AND PUSHING THE BUTTONS……I’D LIKE TO TIP IT OVER AND GET THE SNACKS BUT ITS TOO HEAVY LOL