What Sort Of Things Might One Expect To Encounter From Vending Machines In Hell?
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February 8th, 2010 at 1:43 pm
we have a vending machine from hell here at our office. it always takes your money, it’s too expensive, most everything in it sucks anyways, and it’s in a room that isn’t air conditioned well, so if you get chocolate, it’s gonna be mushy
February 8th, 2010 at 3:12 pm
Demon baby’s in jars that are still alive,
salamanders with switch blades,
jars of glass,
bottles of sand slightly glassed over,
sand paper taffy,
scorpion gummy bears,
Oh and every time you get close to the machine it gets up and eats you.
February 8th, 2010 at 7:28 pm
Everything gets stuck and it won’t fall for you to retrieve it, and all the soda drinks are all shaken up so when you open it you get a face full of carbonated soft drink.
February 9th, 2010 at 12:50 am
The selection you make not fully being released from the shelf so that it dangles from being dropped into the bin where you can retrieve it. We must be living in hell already then.
February 9th, 2010 at 3:52 am
Melted ice cream
3 day old, warm tuna sandwhiches
The key to the Gates of Hell, only it won’t drop. It just dangles there.
February 9th, 2010 at 9:58 am
ALOT of candy would get stuck all the time. Also, lots of spiders in the chocolate.
February 9th, 2010 at 4:33 pm
I know one thing, you can forget about finding any angel food cake in one of those….
February 9th, 2010 at 5:49 pm
They sell cold beer, but the machines only accept wheat pennies and gold doubloons.
February 9th, 2010 at 9:39 pm
Well since they never work here maybe they actually work there!
February 10th, 2010 at 3:28 am
Ice cream bars that evaporate instantly.
February 10th, 2010 at 3:39 am
Melted chocolate bars.
February 10th, 2010 at 4:27 am
Hepatitis chips.
February 10th, 2010 at 10:51 am
Okra cola.
February 10th, 2010 at 11:12 am
Azzhole men with baaaadddd attitudes. Oops looks like i have two misspellings.
February 10th, 2010 at 11:32 am
Never getting back any change, AND the DAMN THING GETTING STUCK IN THE MACHINE!!! Oh, then I must already BE in Hell..
February 10th, 2010 at 11:52 am
The athiest soda machine that doesn’t really exist! LOL!
February 10th, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Scrotal crisps.
1/2 the fat of Vulva chips!!
February 10th, 2010 at 8:58 pm
When you keep putting the dollar in and it just doesn’t take it.
February 11th, 2010 at 1:27 am
Soul food?
It literally hurt my fingers to type that, yet I continue to preview and submit.
February 11th, 2010 at 6:26 am
Cookies with no milk
Stale chips
Empty Coke cans
Candy bars that aren’t sweet
February 11th, 2010 at 6:54 am
It would surprise you but they have Skittles.
I hear it’s Hitler’s favorite.
February 11th, 2010 at 10:33 am
when you put your money in the candy moves farther away instead of coming out!
February 11th, 2010 at 3:55 pm
drinks that dont quench your thirst